I think I’m adorable.
michelle. 24. florida.
i like: pop culture. photography. the color purple. shoes. apple products. too many television shows to count. concerts. accents. more shows. rain, but only when i don't get stuck in it. adventures. disney. people who text in full sentences. googling things. kittens. being snarky and sarcastic and slightly mean. also you.
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I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great
write a book right now
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
#the slow burn of their friendship was such a delightful and unexpected turn #he wants to trust her #he really wishes she would stop lying through her teeth at him like it doesn’t matter #and she’s a little astonished to find that his kindness and compassion don’t make him a fool #(when he says he’d count on her to save his life and she tries to hide the tiny fracture in her expression #she’s not used to winning the confidence of men like Steve without intentionally reeling them in #but she’d put herself on the line for him now and she needs him to understand the significance of that) #be buddies forever you two (via wizzard890)